iwastesomuchtime: “Pick up the book nearest to you and turn to page 45. The first complete sentence describes your life.”
Book: “Madam had to be removed to a private lunatic asylum, and the school was shut down.”
This is Gary. Gary is a good boy.
Photo by Daan de Vos
Some chap tried to chat up my friend tonight and when I casually and calmly tried to explain that she actually had a boyfriend he freaked out and went on a semi intelligible rant about how women always jumped to conclusions so quickly and told me to “calm down” at least four times. This went on for a good 5 minutes while I was sipping away on my long island iced tea not really able to give a fuck. Would have maybe been worth his while if I understood what the poor fella was trying to get across.
To this moment I still find it hard to care.
Just…keep…going….. (Another of Dee’s fab characters)